Thursday, September 18, 2008
Does my chinese name mean anything??? :/
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<>we tried this ice thing.. I chose peach flavour and added strawberry, mango, peach and pearls. Cooling and quite a lot. $2. hmm.. ok bah. But JX had to say it was too sweet. sigh.. Maybe that's why I said I'm easily satisfied.. It tasted quite nice to me. & JX also added that the shop keeper's attitude not good, i didn't notice till she said so. LOL. So see, told you I'm not fussy. There's someone more fussy than myself. *winks*
Well anyway.. i keep receiving loads of chain mails which I personally hate receiving especially those that you need to forward it or else you'll have bad luck or so.. what's wrong with these ppl? nothing better to do ah? Guess what? I didn't forward a single one. I only forward useful or meaningful ones. So I'm supposed to be full of bad luck by now right? NAH! It's all in the mind. If you believe you will have bad luck, you will. If you tell yourself today will be a good day, it will be. Most humans are born with negative thinking.. For example, they say "I'd rather die than to do that." or ... So you see.. So if you think positively, good things will happen to you. Believe it. So pls.. dun forward to me.. it just floods my mail box. oh yeah, if its funny, do send it to me. :D
I like one mail that I received recently..
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
See what i mean.. haha. Now.. this type of mail I wanna receive. But dun send me this mail anymore.. I've already received tonnes of it.
enjoy your lives ppl! Everyone has the right to be HAPPY!!! XD
Faith is important.
posted by: Lim Woon Ching @ 5:07 PM
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